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Present An Ant
By Joe Pivetti
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“Ahemm…quiet
please, I would like to present An ant; An ant of great renown; An ant around town; Our president; Our ant; Our answer to matriarchal aberrance; The ant with no pants, Mr. G. I. Army-ant…” [Cheers, applause and pheromone release From the G. I. sycophants] “Thank you, thank you, I am here to take a stance. We must arise, We will show the Queen That we are ants Of circumstance, And ants of dominance!” [The Queen files in and eats G. I. Army-ant] |