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I Love K-PIG (Cayucos, CA 94.9
FM)
By Joe Pivetti
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Oh
my merry Kay, What would you have me say? Oh how I want you to tune me in today To hear how I'd make you mine. I've love anow, e'en with your lips like wine You'd still be my sooee sweet swine. You'd still have the same upturned piggy nose And those pig's feet cute as little piggy toes. And oh how your curly little pigtail flows As you piggyback my squealin' v-twin hog. We'll be so happy in the slop and across the bog And I will cast before you pearls (Not ingots of pig iron) Because you are so not like the other girls With silk purses but no ear for the call of sty environs. You are no pig in a poke No rider upon some pork barrel You are my only hope And I wish ne'er to say farewell. So stay, my sow, my vow, my Kay. Together, forever and a day. |