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Yo Joe (or How to Pronounce Johansson)
By Joe Pivetti

When I yogi an asana session with Judi, it's Joe-ga. My favorite Star Wars character is Joe-da. My favorite cellist...Joe-Joe-ma. John Lennon married Joe-ko Ono. Yes and Toto super-grouped as Joe-so. I once had a yellow Duncan butterfly Joe-Joe ...And so-o-o, to continue the switch of Joe for yo: A pirate ditty comes with rum and Joe-Ho-Ho. One who talks sense like Berra, is a Joe-gi-ism man. A Rocky imitator might spout "Joe Adrian". A rural neighbor is a local Joe-kel. Singing in the alps is really a Joe-del. Ansel Adams' favorite park is Joe-sem-it-ee. An English breakfast might come with Joe-gurt and tea. If you're bad, you might be Joe-k-ed, like an oxen or two. And if you're hit with an egg, well, then, the Joe-lk's on you.