*Al's Et is a backwards Tesla and
sorta French for Al's And
(and if you double the ell in it, then it's "all sand") |
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| Tesla |
Al's Et |
| We're the home of the fully autonomous vehicle |
We've no one in the driver's seat |
| We're ecologically driven |
We
drive on the green |
| We took one our cars off the lot and put it in orbit |
We've put out an obit on lots our cars |
| We have ludicrous mode |
We have ludicrous moods |
| People are on board with our Cybertruck's unusually angular form |
People have to bend at an unusual angle to get on board our trucks |
| Our cars contain our own batteries |
Our cars contain signs of battery |
| Our semi is highly capable |
We're highly semi-capable |
| Our model Y SUV is Earth's best seller |
Don't ask why our SUV is so dirt cheap |
| Our model S is tri motor |
Our models try to motor |
| Our vehicles show long range models |
Our show models are rearranged |
| Our hot minimalist interior design is a fusion of functionality
and aesthetics |
Our hot minimalist interior design is a fusion of vinyl and seats |
| Our sedans are aerodynamic (they've flowing lines) |
Our sedans are hydrodynamic (they're boats) |
| Our CEO is also the SpaceX captain |
Our CEO is a space cadet |
| Elon is is the keeper of The Boring Company |
Al keeps boring company |
| Elon has a sister company named xAI which is an artificial
intelligence business |
Al's ex has a sister with an artificial flower business |
| Elon's Neuralink company will one day let you drive one of our
cars with your mind |
Al's nervy kinky company will, one evening, drive you out of your
mind |
| Our car's have X communication built-in |
Our cars are built in x (we ain't tellin' you where) |
| “Constantly seek criticism. A well thought out critique of
whatever you're doing is as valuable as gold.” - Elon Musk (Tesla
CEO) |
"Constant criticism seeks us. Whatever you're doing ain't
gold." - Al Land (Al's Et CEO) |
