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Corps. Pos.
By Joe Pivetti
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new coif might be displayed at a co. if...it promotes their
product for making hair stiff. The potential cafeteria cook...thinks the food at the co. ok. by the look. In Toastmasters, a comic I like...gave it a go at the co. mic. The self-driving program's cobbled up coding...led to an autonomous automobile co. ding. Unknown to HR, there's much cowing...within the milquetoasty intern co. wing. Plans for refurbishing the co. pier...were harbored in an unfinishing copier. The CEO conation was for a non-violent coup...to add a co. nation of workers to the crew. The vote for cooption of a new CFO...led to a co. option to let all of the old bookmakers go. You'll get a discount from the co. upon...presenting a valid twenty percent off purchase coupon. Getting the co. operator to patch one on through...requires a cooperator to advise the extension to you. A coof at the top of the order...might make a co. of followers poorer. A corporate coup, that was more of a mutiny...was nixed when the SEC held the co. up to full scrutiny. Spilling hot cocoa on the boss’s new vest...got an old one a co. COA (or Change of Adress). It took some liquor store coin spent...to get a co. in good spirit at an annual event. Investors wanted to get Comet and Ajax to merge...but, when the co. met 'em: "it's too much of a splurge." Foster Farms took the loss of its best selling cochin...like a chicken, and right on the co. chin. Not only was his spiel cogent…but the salesman was a real co. gent. When expanding across the street, we coped...with the co. ped xing that ended up more traveled than hoped. Our co. zen includes yoga and dogs...so we don't need to cozen recruits with fictional blogs. The use of the balsam of Copalm was increased...when a co. palm was aromatically greased. Elon Musk bought a huge slow moving coring machine...which he named Godot...to give it a co. ring. The not-so-shy Martha Graham Dance Co. Ying...isn't coying, as she's the lead in many a Xin thing. The redundant employee rep went to HR to coax...deferring the use of the co. ax on his folks. His use of coarse language was not sparse... and got him elected...the number one co. arse. Mousebirds and colies were singing in sync...with the co. lies of how its new policies won't stink. It’s not any marvel that copyright on a variety of comix...provides for a profitable Marvel co. mix. |