| Posse member: "After they all smelled the victim's
clothing, the majority of the dogs led us right to this
man." |
Capturee: "But there was dissent." |
| Judge: "The trash in your yard is in violation of
municipal code chapter 9.60 and you are hereby fined $50 and
instructed to rectify said yard disorder within 5 days." |
Homeowner: "Fine, but disorder is ridiculous." |
| Cop: "I'm arresting you on a count of disorderly conduct." |
Brawler: "The barman said I'd getta discount." |
| Ransomer: "We agreed that as long as he was tied up, we
wouldn't hurt him." |
Black-eyed hostage: "But they broke into discord." |
| Capo: "You gotta lie on the stand." |
Hood: "I ain't prone to disinformation." |
| Judge: "That'll be $100 for obfuscation and misconduct." |
Lawyer: "What can I do to dismiss dishonor?" |
| Suer: "Your false pool cue advertisement distorts the
truth." |
Suee: "You know where you can stick distort." |
| Animal control agent: "You kept your dog on board the
ferry even when he was foaming at the mouth." |
Dog owner: "Distemper was worse than disbark." |
| Narc Captain: "My squad is close to eliminating your junk
from the street." |
Dealer: "Disuse of drugs is very concerning to me." |
| Vice squad Commander: "We've told the sex workers about
how you inflict pain and they've said that you're now
unwelcome." |
Sadist: "Disabuse has got to stop." |
| Examiner: "Did you break your arm while trying to pry open
the safe at Sal's Jewelry Store?" |
Examinee: "It wasn't at dislocation." |
| E-crimes agent: "Did you sow dissension at your
competitors office via phishing with this cat-5 cable?" |
Hacker: "It wasn't a data cord that got to 'em, it was
disaccord." |
| Lawyer: "Do you really think that anybody believes that
God told you to put those jewels in your pocket?" |
Yegg: "It's disbelief that made me do it." |
| Judge: "You must be pretty good with those prosthetic legs
to be able to burgle a second floor condo." |
Differently-abled body: "Disability got me access." |
| Beak: "It appears, that upon arrest the plaintiff
threatened the police with gang violence." |
Gunsel: "The copper sez he's gotta disarm me. So I
sez, we got soldiers too." |
| Attorney: "This shop surveillance tape shows you were at
the scene of the crime." |
Defendant: "I ain't discrimable." |
| Counselor: "Are you ready to be deposed today" |
Nervous abettor: "I think I'd rather strike dispose." |
| Copyrightist: "Does selling knock-offs make you content?" |
Pirate: "I'm truly unhappy with discontent." |
| Panelist: "We are here to determine if your house
transportation was oversized." |
Hauler: "Disassembly ain't required." |
