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An Animal Amalgamation
By Joe Pivetti
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"Tions.
ligers and grolars, oh my" she said quite crossly. "Wallaby damned" said a convict in a kangaroo court. "You're shellfish" was the complaint about his refusal to clam up. "Bring it" said the lab coed quite fetchingly. "Why is your royal doggie wearing a USMC karate outfit?" "Because it's a Corgi." The NYC sewer worker said he saw an alligator and his buddy replied "that's a croc of shit." The reverse aging jellyfish discovery is drawing more students to polyp technical schools. A landlord wanted to evict a non-paying rooster, but he was chicken in his eggs-action. If you cross a jaeger with an alcid would it's call be skua-auk? In Alaska, when you photograph a big brown bear, is it a Kodiak moment? If The Beatles walked a Doberman down the lane, would it be a Penny Pinscher? |