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Just One
By Joe Pivetti
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The
disciple reached as far back into the frig as he could go to get
older Budweiser. Attacked by paparazzi drones, the east coast beer enthusiast sent two Sam Adams. The thirsty sibling of big bottom folk might go looking for a Heineken. A dry mouthed old film buff sometimes yells for a Stella. Asked "friend or foe?", the Rockies fan replied "I'm a friend of Coors". "Will lager heal me?" is sure to return "sure, for whatever don't ale ya." "You ask me what an anticommunist likes to drink? And I say they're into Killian's Red." The IPA aesthete, asked what he liked about the microbrewery, replied "I'm just hoppy to be here." |